Flat is beautiful (pt 2)

We saved half the dough from our last attempt, and left it in the fridge overnight. We learned two important things. #1, there's no substitute for allowing dough to rise in the fridge for 24 hours. 2, heating the pizza stone to 550, and then cooking for 8 minutes at 425 made the perfect pizza.

My theory is that by refrigerating the dough, the yeast out-gasses co2 at a slower rate, which I would speculate allows it to dissolve more evenly which means loads of tiny bubbles. A soft flaky inside with a nice crunchy crust.

As a result, we have no pictures tonight.

Flat is beautiful!


We've been experimenting with making our own pizza lately, based on this episode of Alton Brown's "Good eats." It was on a while ago and I've been fantasizing about it ever since.





This is a two part video, here's part two




As so many others who've tried this have discovered, the mechanics of making a pizza from scratch are not that much of a challenge. The difficult part is in making soft, flaky crust, something that still eludes me with attempt #2.

There are only a handful of ingredients in pizza dough, a bit of olive oil, sugar, bread flour, yeast, salt and water. The yeast is typically the same kind of flora that gives us beer, Saccharomyces cerevisiae (sounds a lot like "cerveza," the Spanish word for beer, no?). The dutch used to make enough beer and yeast to be a major exporter of both. Anyway bakers used to get yeast from beer makers. Modern yeast is a bit more of an industrial process, but beer makers can still sell their yeast to bread makers.

Anyway the deal with dough is that, as Alton points out, for the right consistency you need a bubble-gum effect to happen with the wheat gluten (a complex carbohydrate) and the yeast, which outgases co2 as it chows down on the sugars and stuff in the flour. This is actually kind of tough to figure out, and there are some basic calculations bakers do to figure out the right amounts and timing for everything.

Fleischmann's is the modern brand of yeast you find in the supermarket, and recently they came out with a "pizza" yeast. We found that since it has "no rise time" it come out fairly dense, but we may not be preparing or cooking it correctly. We're going to give it time to rise a bit in our fridge, which alton says is the best way to let pizza dough rise to give it lots of tiny bubbles.

Here's a gratuitous action shot of Karl chowing down on some of our homemade pizza crust:


Not pictured, Charlie chasing close behind in case of dropped food items.

Just a typical Sunday night

Well, we finally met Sheila's boyfriend. About time! I had no idea she was so into younger men, but who am I to judge. Karl was kind enough to let Sheila and her new beau take the bike for a ride.



Just joking. This is Erik's friend, Paul, who has an awesome bike! Though, if you're his mother and reading this...he doesn't have a motorcycle...at least not until Labor Day when you see it for the first time.

Here's a video of biker babe Sheila taking a ride this evening.

Also, by request of the Shevitz clan...here is a longer video of Karl walking

Growing up

Karl is growing up too quickly. It seems like our infant is turning into a toddler at an alarming rate. Just last week we announced he was starting to walk. As of today he takes off whenever it suits his fancy (which is quite often).

Not only is Karl walking, but he just bought a motorcycle!

We tried to talk him out of it, but no use.

Bench, Part B

Tonight I finished the other face, and the bottom of my bench. Once both faces are done, the bottom begins by cutting two mitered 2x4s so that they are about 78 inches long on the long side. As with the other cuts I'm making for this, these are a pair, so it's good to "transfer" the cuts. This means that instead of measuring the second one, you use the first one as a template right on the saw. I find that things fit together better this way.

So anyway, I turned my faces upside down and cuntersunk several 3 inch wood screws into each board. Here they are sitting on their new bottom pieces.

There's an inside seam there, and I filled it with more construction adhesive after I dry fit my bottom piece of plywood in there. When you buy a 4x8 sheet of plywood, it's not actually 4 feet, it's usually 47.5 inches. That means the sides of my box are 16 inch ply, and the bottom is about 15.5 inch ply. Dry fitting everything let me ensure they were spaced correctly and squared up.

The plywood goes right down into the adhesive, and another block of 50 nails tack it in place.

Now to cut the miter ends, which end up being 21.25 inches on their long side.


I like to measure miters by the long side so it's easy to check as above


And that's all for tonight. There's no reason to do anything to connect this up until the sides are in place, so this is just a dry fit for now.


Hmmm. This is starting to look like a coffin....

Karl news

Little Karl is walking! He has taken a number of steps on his own and looks so proud of himself when he does it. At the moment crawling is still significantly faster, but I have a feeling that we will see more and more steps in the next months. We are working on getting a video.

Here is a picture of Karl I took this afternoon. Doesn't he look just like Erik??

Storage Bench: step 1

Well, this weekend I wasn't able to get the garage clean enough to lay out the forms for my boat, but I did make enough room for another project, a bench for our deck. I want to eventually make two of these, six feet long to go with a table I'm also planning to build. So HGTV style here's the steps for making these benches.

Step one. Clear an area for working. When you struggle with garage hoarding in a 16x12 space, this can be quite a project.


There we go! This space is easily augmented by a workbench I like to call, my truck:

The next step is to cut down a 4x8 sheet of OSB (6$) to 6ft x 16 inch pieces. The hardware store was nice enough to rip the sheet into three pieces, so I need to make them 6ft. A lot of people would bust out a table saw for this kind of thing, but I find that you get a straighter cut with a circular saw and a clamped fence.


As you can see, most circular saws have a flat base and simple measurements to either side. I usually clamp down my level as a fence, but a 2x4 will work great too.

Here 'tis after the cut, note that the fence has to be the correct spacing from your cut line.

Step.. uh, 4? Is to cut down some 2x4s - 2x4x8's are about 4$ a piece. The "header" here needs to be 6'4", so that the sides fit underneath correctly. I cut two pieces 12.5" to go all the way to the bottom, and then a piece to fit between them was 64.75". This bottom piece doesn't add any real structural advantage, but it will keep the OSB from being exposed at the bottom.

This is a dry fit in the bed of my truck. By doing this I could measure for a center 2x4 exactly 9".

Step 5 (I think) is to lay out the frame on the floor. As seen below I've used a laser square to make this (more or less) true.


Now that the frame is layed out, hit it with some huge globs of construction adhesive or liquid nails.


Now, if you're like me, you're not a total perfectionist. At this point I slapped down the OSB right onto the glue. Finally, I used my compressor and nail gun to drop about 5o nails into this thing, careful to make sure the nails went into 2x4s. Between the adhesive and the nails, this thing is solid.

The trick is to remember that the "good" face of everything is face down.

All set! Now I need to make another one of these identical to this one.

There are several advantages to this design.
  • Super easy to build.
  • Reworked for different sizes easily.
  • Super cheap. These materials total less than 50$.
  • Tool cheap- no need for jigs or exotic tools. I used my compressor and a nail gun, but drywall screws or a simple hammer would work too.
  • Since the OSB is inset into the 2x4s, there are a lot of things you can with it later. You can paint the OSB, stain it, drop in inlays (which I'm doing with the top where you can sit) or put in carvings or moldings.

Still to come: how to make the bottom/top/sides.

Me and Marc

Playing "Fast and Furious" the other day:



Jk jk. Everytime I watch this video it makes me laugh so hard I cry.

Marc was up earlier in the week to buy a 2+2 Monte Carlo so he can "mutate" one of his El Camino's with a bitchin front end.

Fun projects are coming our way again too; hoping to post some pictures of my boat building project after the weekend.

Outlaw

Outlaw stars Jimmy Smits as Cyrus Garza, a U.S. Supreme Court justice who quits the bench and returns to private practice. Hardin will play Claire Sax, a powerful senior partner in an elite law firm and love interest to Garza.

Hey! Claire Sax's love interest is supposed to be me!

Also, in my last post, it totally escaped me that it's also summer in Alaska, and that it's not perpetual winter there. In my head it's basically one big episode of "Deadliest Catch" up there.

I can't wait...

For the Daily Show tonight...



Best line: "Do you expect anything on the state budget to be on the chopping block?" This might be funnier than the fake Sarkozy call during the 08 campaign. My favorite quote still is

"...ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the - it's got to be all about job creation, too.."